you forgot this one
whenever i need to cheer up i remember all of the ways leonardo dicaprio attempts to hide from the paparazzi
These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
Boys are fucking weird
can the science side of tumblr explain why im ugly
"when women wear makeup theyre lying to men!1!”
idk man i don’t think anyone’s trying to convince you they actually have green eyelids